Beaver Butt Juice… delicious!?

I recently received this question from a client named Dora: “When a label says ‘Natural Flavors’ or ‘Artificial Flavors”, what does that mean? Why wouldn’t it just say what the flavoring is? Makes me suspicious.” Dora, I think you’re quite right to be suspicious. “Natural flavors” is an umbrella term for ingredients that are added for flavoringContinue reading “Beaver Butt Juice… delicious!?”

Put that cold bug on ice!

Groaning, I fight into a sitting position, look around and breathe deeply into my dizziness. “Wow, I’m so hung over… looks like I threw quite a party! I hope everyone got home okay.” Then I remember. That confetti scattered all around my feet is not confetti at all, it’s balls of tissues stuck glued together with buckets of my yellow snot. I remember I’m not hungContinue reading “Put that cold bug on ice!”